The bomb will never go off.  I speak as an expert in explosives.

		-- Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project

Famous last words:
	1: Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
	2: Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there.
	3: What happens if you touch these two wires tog...
	4: We won't need reservations.
	5: It's always sunny there this time of the year.
	6: Don't worry, it's not loaded.
	7: They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager.
	8: Don't worry!  Women love it!

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.